if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
no the jug is not easier.
milk bags are stupid but
1. they don’t make much waste.
2. you don’t have to wrangle a gallon of shifting weight to pour it.
3. they’re fun.
brb diving into a pool of guac
Same with bananas and turkey and many other foods. It’s called tryptophan. It actually drastically helps your moods. They did study’s where people who were not depressed but had it in their family history were not allowed to consume any foods with tryptophan for some time and they became pretty depressed.
This is why no one ends up depressed around thanksgiving weekend and christmas.
I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
Don’t be distracted by terms like “rioting”. Whether you’re for or against uprising and rebellion (side-eye if you’re against it, though), it’s a tool, not the issue itself. The issue is yet another Black teenager murdered by police. His name was Mike Brown.
You know what I’d love to see?
- Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
- Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
- Then the movie comes out, and with baited breath, everyone waits to see who’s playing Peter Parker….
MOTHERFUCKING MILES MORALES.
Men don’t appreciate the amount of self-control women have to exercise in order not to spend their entire lives facepalming.
Alright, these are kinda adorable…
Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.
Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike.
Spread this like wildfire
A link to a video of the store owners’ lawyer stating this: (x)
He wouldn’t have deserved to die even if he did steal. Stop putting black men on trial for their murders smh
And the part about him and a friend beating the officer while trying to take his weapon away from him, thereby being able to easily kill him don’t have any fact of that matter, then?
Not saying he deserved death over it, but he’s hardly innocent by any means. Cop fucked up too, though.
lol mike brown was dead 35 feet away from the cop you shitface have you been trusting the media with this shit?
Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are?
eh. the world is dumb and has no attention span.