Video 20 Aug 277 notes

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Video 20 Aug 204,058 notes

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

no the jug is not easier. 

milk bags are stupid but

1. they don’t make much waste.

2. you don’t have to wrangle a gallon of shifting weight to pour it.

3. they’re fun.

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Photo 20 Aug 5,367 notes cheebell:

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brb diving into a pool of guac

Same with bananas and turkey and many other foods. It’s called tryptophan. It actually drastically helps your moods. They did study’s where people who were not depressed but had it in their family history were not allowed to consume any foods with tryptophan for some time and they became pretty depressed.

This is why no one ends up depressed around thanksgiving weekend and christmas.

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brb diving into a pool of guac

Same with bananas and turkey and many other foods. It’s called tryptophan. It actually drastically helps your moods. They did study’s where people who were not depressed but had it in their family history were not allowed to consume any foods with tryptophan for some time and they became pretty depressed.

This is why no one ends up depressed around thanksgiving weekend and christmas.

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Video 19 Aug 17,556 notes

56mg:

I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”

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Photo 19 Aug 59,900 notes unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

Video 19 Aug 113,667 notes

omgtsn:

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omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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Quote 19 Aug 6,176 notes
But let’s get something straight: a community pushing back against a murderous police force that is terrorizing them is not a “riot”. It’s an uprising. It’s a rebellion. It’s a community saying We can’t take this anymore. We won’t take it. It’s people who have been dehumanized to the point of rightful rage. And it happens all over the world. Uprisings and rebellions are necessary and inevitable, locally and globally. This is not to say that actual riots don’t happen. White folks riot at sporting events, for example. Riots happen. But people rising up in righteous anger and rage in the face of oppression should not be dismissed as simply a “riot”.

Don’t be distracted by terms like “rioting”. Whether you’re for or against uprising and rebellion (side-eye if you’re against it, though), it’s a tool, not the issue itself. The issue is yet another Black teenager murdered by police. His name was Mike Brown.
Photo 19 Aug 168,838 notes rosebadwolf-tyler:

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LABRATHOR

"Worthy."

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)
Text 19 Aug 20,846 notes

kattnoir:

defaultjosh:

You know what I’d love to see?

  • Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
  • Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
  • Then the movie comes out, and with baited breath, everyone waits to see who’s playing Peter Parker….

AND THEN 

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MOTHERFUCKING MILES MORALES.

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Quote 19 Aug 24,172 notes
Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldn’t float away. Engineers asked Ride, “Is 100 the right number?” She would be in space for a week. “That would not be the right number,” she told them. At every turn, her difference was made clear to her. When it was announced Ride had been named to a space flight mission, her shuttle commander, Bob Crippen, who became a lifelong friend and colleague, introduced her as “undoubtedly the prettiest member of the crew.” At another press event, a reporter asked Ride how she would react to a problem on the shuttle: “Do you weep?”
— 

Astronaut Sally Ride and the Burden of Being “The First” (via yahighway)

Men don’t appreciate the amount of self-control women have to exercise in order not to spend their entire lives facepalming.

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Video 19 Aug 135,104 notes

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

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Photo 19 Aug 55,796 notes lucariwhoa:

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breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike.

Spread this like wildfire~Tae

SMH.

A link to a video of the store owners’ lawyer stating this: (x)

He wouldn’t have deserved to die even if he did steal. Stop putting black men on trial for their murders smh

And the part about him and a friend beating the officer while trying to take his weapon away from him, thereby being able to easily kill him don’t have any fact of that matter, then?Not saying he deserved death over it, but he’s hardly innocent by any means. Cop fucked up too, though.

lol mike brown was dead 35 feet away from the cop you shitface have you been trusting the media with this shit?

lucariwhoa:

the3ofclubs:

unfriendlyblasianhottie:

black-woman:

ghdos:

theracismrepellent:

breadheadz:

Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike.

Spread this like wildfire

~Tae

SMH.

A link to a video of the store owners’ lawyer stating this: (x)

He wouldn’t have deserved to die even if he did steal. Stop putting black men on trial for their murders smh

And the part about him and a friend beating the officer while trying to take his weapon away from him, thereby being able to easily kill him don’t have any fact of that matter, then?
Not saying he deserved death over it, but he’s hardly innocent by any means. Cop fucked up too, though.

lol mike brown was dead 35 feet away from the cop you shitface have you been trusting the media with this shit?

Video 19 Aug 1,466 notes

natashawidovs:

Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are?

eh. the world is dumb and has no attention span.

Video 19 Aug 69 notes

kannolithebunny:

Taking a break from acting like a rambunctious fool!


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