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Me eyeing the Tandemaus at the daycare

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Compilation of Lois Lane being terrible at spelling.

Bonus:

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The rappist

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The Sesame Street Monsters - A Musical Monster-Osity

i loved this tape as a kid but my parents said it made me too “rang-y” and made me listen to raffi instead

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right so. we’ve all seen this incredible outfit that kryten has in DNA.

and I thought it was pretty obvious that this outfit was just. something from the cat. like. the bright colours. the leopard print. the fact it’s a suit ?? always assumed everyone knew.

however. it gets better because in the episode prior. we get this.

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YEAH. I’M OBSESSED WITH THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

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mannnnn not a nitrogen narcosis post on the dash that’s fully lying about what causes it and the effects of it

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sorry but this is ridiculous… there isn’t a ‘subset of people’ who are affected by it and we don’t 'have no real idea why it happens to them’. it’s nitrogen narcosis!! they literally REFER TO IT BY NAME IN THE POST!! you can open wikipedia and read a detailed breakdown of how and why it happens with diagrams and everything! aditionally there’s no 'subset’, it happens to literally everyone who goes down deep enough without special equipment! also it becomes a significant risk at 100 feet no 60 but I recognize that’s nitpicky

just. why would anyone lie about this what’s going onnnn

no it’s ocean madness

“the deep down crazies”

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I love that so many doctor whos wear checkered pants. (1, 2, 4, 12 sometimes, 14, which is five out of 14= almost a third of them. if you consider fugitive and war doctor, five out of 16, which is a little bit less, but if you consider the new tennant situation A Doctor, its 6 out of 17- he does have checkered pants- so largely in balance as “a bit under a third”.)

I’m so sorry your post put this image in my head for some reason and it would not leave

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Thank you so so much this image extended my lifespan by 5 years

Just realized, by analyzing the photo, I forgot to write Seven but he’s in all the calculations. My bad!

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he was late to the kickline because he had to go back for his hat

this would be irrelevant except that i have never once seen/been sold checkered pants in a store.

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The tolerance paradox is solved if you consider the social contract fascists break

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They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal

He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X

20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago

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part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

the short trans men hear you. the trans men with bottom growth—or who are post-phalloplasty—hear your bad jokes about small dicks. the trans men undergoing hrt who are losing their hair hear you talk shit about bald spots.

also, hot take, you should care about not hurting random cis men in addition to not hurting trans men. like just because some guy is being an asshole online doesn’t mean the thousands of young boys reading your comments about someone with their same acne deserved it. i don’t care what your reason is, even if you think someone is bad enough to warrant being bullied, who gave you permission to hurt the innocent bystander?

hey y’all should spread this version bc some people need to hear this context

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CHEERS TO GUY WALTON FOR “OUTING” THE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES

From the article:  

Walton has devised his own criteria for named heatwaves in the US, based on duration and extremity, on a one to five scale similar to hurricanes. Heatwave Chevron is classed as a four and is “historic”, Walton said. The meteorologist said he has a list of 20 oil and gas companies – including Exxon and Shell – for upcoming heatwaves and will turn to coal companies if he runs out of names.

OUTSTANDING MOVE

Y'all know what to do. Use Walton’s naming system. Make it catch on.

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also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so

i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website

how’s that going bestie

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